Wizard Lion

From Craigslist:

“I am selling one slightly used Wizard Lion. This Wizard Lion was captured off the coast of Eternia in the epic battle of Grayskul. This very Wizard Lion captured the souls of Eternians for decades until he was wooed by the mystical charm of the Magical Harp and captured.

This Wizard Lion has been in my family for generations, but with the recession looming, I need to get rid of it. Wizard Lion is in excellent condition with functioning laser eyes as pictured and optional battle armor. Serious inquiries only. Will accept trades.

If you purchase within the next 24 hours, I will throw in the Chalice of Souls that Wizard Lion captured as well as a Wizard Lion cloak for stealth hunting.”

Craigslist apparently didn’t think this was as funny as we did as the posting was removed about 12 hours later. For shame Craigslist, for shame.