Broken Cat

I posted another fake Craigslist sale. Fake in the fact that the cat is not super human, not fake in the fact that I hate this cat. This one was yanked in about 5 hours, so I reposted to give Craigslist a second chance to think about it.

From Craigslist:
“I have for sale this stupid half broken cat. This dumb shit kitten was not worthy of the Weapon X project and his body rejected the Adamantium. I tried to dispose of it twice, but he keeps coming back for revenge. I even tried to wipe its stupid fucking memories but he was able to escape my clutches before the upload could complete.

He is just like Wolverine except for the fact that he is not indestructable and he is fucking gay. His right arm is a useless lump of meat and has 2 razor sharp claws protruding from his stupid paw. I had to wrap it up because he kept slicing through my waterbed. Jesus, I hate this mini beast with a fucking passion. Please take this failure of a fucking super pet off of my hands before I blast it with my super awesome laser eyes.

Will also trade for an ostrich or emu which I will attempt to fuse with a mongoose I got on the internet to create a Mongemu or a Ostroose. Depending on what I get.”

You can also pick up a Shaolin Doorstop from my friend Rex, hurry before it’s gone.