Please God, if you do one thing for me this year, make this stop. I’ve had to put up with a lot of let downs, disappointments and just plain old garbage. It seems like Hollywood is just out to trample on my childhood, spit in my eye and collect the checks from the people that don’t know any better. Please, make it stop.

Freddy Krueger is an institution. There is nothing to change, there is no more story to tell.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go cry.

Witness the trailer for this abomination below.